OUCH!!!

RANDOM STORY!! So I was driving home Monday night after getting a pedicure with my bestest friend Nikki. I slammed on my brakes because I was afraid to run a red light, especially since it had cameras on this intersection. Slamming on my brakes caused the books in my back seat to fly onto the floor of my car behind me, so while at the stop light I was reaching behind me to pick them up. Well.....after picking everything up I was brushing my hand along the floor to make sure I hadn't missed anything and then OUCH! What was that?! Was it a sharp thorn?? But then my finger started burning really bad! Was it a scorpion?! So I started driving home really fast, praying that it wouldn't be a scorpion and if it was that I wouldn't die! Then I see it! In the windshield of my car a wasp started BZZZING like crazy so I rolled down my window so it would fly out and right past my face it flew. Phew! But NO, this story is NOT finished! I'm finally in my neighborhood and then my KNEE starts freaking out on me! The wasp had flown up my srub pants and was ATTACKING MY KNEE!!! So I began yelling, not knowing what to do, trying to drive fast but I couldn't be cause there was a car in front of me! So I started hitting my knee as much as I could! I looked like a crazy person, the poor person driving in front of me probably thought I was nutso because I kept reving my gas pedal, BECAUSE MY KNEE WAS POSSESSED!! As soon as I got in my drive way I jumped out of my car and jumped up and down hoping it would fall out of my pants if it hadn't already. I stormed in the house, yelling "WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON?!" Haha, the whole family came to see what had happened so I explained and lifted up my pant leg and how many times do you want to guess I got stung????? 6 on my leg+1 on my finger = 7 TIMES!!! My leg was so HOT, so I ice packed it all nice. By the next morning they were gone! Is that not INSANE?! I HATE BEES,WASPS, OR ANYTHING THAT STINGS!!!